I display a lack of beauty.
I present myself a fool.
Those who actually get to meet me,
are surprised,
I’m kind of cool.
I present myself a fool.
Those who actually get to meet me,
are surprised,
I’m kind of cool.
Month: May 2015
Fixed Alone
My history had baggage.
Collections of much strife.
I walked away from people problems.
They’re glad I’m out of their life.
Collections of much strife.
I walked away from people problems.
They’re glad I’m out of their life.
Tent Worms
Oh little worms,
in your tents.
Behold how many,
leaves you’ve rent.
I contemplate,
and conclude one thing.
Basically,
you’re disgusting.
in your tents.
Behold how many,
leaves you’ve rent.
I contemplate,
and conclude one thing.
Basically,
you’re disgusting.
Trimming Time
I set aside ten minutes,
for a trimming of my hair.
Every follicle was cut,
with nine minutes to spare.
for a trimming of my hair.
Every follicle was cut,
with nine minutes to spare.
The Green Email
In a fit of envy,
I sent an email out.
I stated how a person’s life,
had filled my own with doubt.
How I envied their looks and wealth,
their present and their past.
The clothes they wore,
the food they ate,
the list was quite vast.
I poured out my heart,
I gave it all I was worth.
then I sent my jealous email,
to everyone on Earth.
I sent an email out.
I stated how a person’s life,
had filled my own with doubt.
How I envied their looks and wealth,
their present and their past.
The clothes they wore,
the food they ate,
the list was quite vast.
I poured out my heart,
I gave it all I was worth.
then I sent my jealous email,
to everyone on Earth.
Lesson Not Learned
There was a hard class,
back in school.
Where the teacher,
treated me mean.
It was a class in sociology,
with chapters on self esteem.
back in school.
Where the teacher,
treated me mean.
It was a class in sociology,
with chapters on self esteem.
It Must Be Done
Every day there is a task,
I must do but find defeating.
At some point in the day,
I’m required,
to finish eating.
I must do but find defeating.
At some point in the day,
I’m required,
to finish eating.
The Journey Of Necessity
I set out on a journey.
A quest that would be hard.
It took me from my comfort.
The destination seemed so far.
But necessity required it.
I set out none to soon.
The long trek from my slumber,
to the bathroom.
A quest that would be hard.
It took me from my comfort.
The destination seemed so far.
But necessity required it.
I set out none to soon.
The long trek from my slumber,
to the bathroom.
Not Worth The Prize
I felt sorry for the contestant.
It was embarrassing for all to see.
But in order to win a prize,
he was forced,
to imitate,
me.
It was embarrassing for all to see.
But in order to win a prize,
he was forced,
to imitate,
me.
It’s Easy
Recently I’ve had quite a few people remark to me that I look much thinner.
It’s true, I have lost some weight.
Actually in a relatively short time I have already lost twenty five pounds.
It was easy.
Hardly any work or exercise or diet was involved.
It’s true, I have lost some weight.
Actually in a relatively short time I have already lost twenty five pounds.
It was easy.
Hardly any work or exercise or diet was involved.
I didn’t realise how bad my over eating was getting.
So one night, just for the heck of it, I skipped my usual overindulgence of food before bed.
The next morning “Bam!” I was twenty pounds lighter.
That’s it. I just skipped one meal.
I really must of been piling the food on my plate.
In fact I had to make sure I ate regular meals in reasonable portions or I risked becoming skin and bones.
So one night, just for the heck of it, I skipped my usual overindulgence of food before bed.
The next morning “Bam!” I was twenty pounds lighter.
That’s it. I just skipped one meal.
I really must of been piling the food on my plate.
In fact I had to make sure I ate regular meals in reasonable portions or I risked becoming skin and bones.
I decided I needed to add some muscle to my arms.
I pulled my old barbells out of storage and blew the dust off them.
I did a couple of reps with thirty pound weights.
“Swandella!” My biceps expanded three inches overnight.
I quickly discovered many other areas in life that were quite easy to achieve.
The car needs fixed? I read an online manual, “Cladoodoe!” My car now looked and acted as if it just rolled off the showroom floor.
Household repairs needed? “Ziptabada!” Suddenly my modest shack looked like Hearst Castle.
I pulled my old barbells out of storage and blew the dust off them.
I did a couple of reps with thirty pound weights.
“Swandella!” My biceps expanded three inches overnight.
I quickly discovered many other areas in life that were quite easy to achieve.
The car needs fixed? I read an online manual, “Cladoodoe!” My car now looked and acted as if it just rolled off the showroom floor.
Household repairs needed? “Ziptabada!” Suddenly my modest shack looked like Hearst Castle.
Really everything is so easy.
All the talk about how hard you have to study, or work at something, or stick to it, or the rewards are worth the effort, etc. etc.,
It is just a bunch of propaganda to keep people down.
Everyone would be happy and successful if they knew the truth of how effortless achieving any good thing really is.
I could go on and on, but I think you get my point.
In case you don’t, let me reiterate, “It’s Easy!”
No pain no gain, Ha!
Lies! Lies!
Well I got to go.
A friend needs a risky surgery done tomorrow,
and I need to read how to do it before my favorite show comes on T.V. tonight.
All the talk about how hard you have to study, or work at something, or stick to it, or the rewards are worth the effort, etc. etc.,
It is just a bunch of propaganda to keep people down.
Everyone would be happy and successful if they knew the truth of how effortless achieving any good thing really is.
I could go on and on, but I think you get my point.
In case you don’t, let me reiterate, “It’s Easy!”
No pain no gain, Ha!
Lies! Lies!
Well I got to go.
A friend needs a risky surgery done tomorrow,
and I need to read how to do it before my favorite show comes on T.V. tonight.
